A stuttering new yorker Elvis Presley A scientist A mad scientist A circus clown A washed up rock and roller A celebrity chef A world famous crocodile wrangler The head of the CIA The President of the United States of America A secret agent A woman with a Past A witty but cranky old man A pair of old fighting friends Walter Matthaugh and Jack Lemmon An Obnoxious used car Salesman An Innocent, Cute yet Spunky child A Short Jewish Comedian Kevin Bacon A Pair of Star Crossed Lovers A Military Platoon A Man Convicted of Crime He Didn't Commit A Misunderstood but Talented Artist A Young Girl A Professional Assasin A Professional Spy A Working Class Stiff A Person With a Terminal Illness A Martial Arts Master Any Large Breasted Baywatch Star Any Member of the cast of Friends A Futuristic Android A cyborg from the future The Muppets A young, upwaredsly mobile professional A teenage hacker The captain of a pirate ship A group of skilled, yet witty archeologists A japanese Lawyer A new York Cabbie A handsome, but obsessive boyfriend An outcast member of a Royal Family A snotty rich little girl A Time Traveling Band of Midgets A Talking Parrot An Inept Bungling Criminal A Proffessional Sports Team An Extremely Tall Man Tim Allen Zombies A Full Grown Elephant A Ruthless Prison Warden Psychopathic Ex-nazi Scientist A handsome fighter pilot An Amish Teen A talking pig A heavy metal rock band A mad scientist A B Movie Director Arnold Schwarzenegger A posse of outlaw cowboys A Toy store owner A group of toys A disgruntled Ex Cop An Autistic genius A man who doesn't trust women An unemployed hockey player A spoiled, Olympic-hopeful figure skater %% have wacky misadventures in Vietnam overturn a corrupt sheriff and restore peace to country town do battle with computer animated monsters save the world from nazis pull a family together after a tragedy fall in love get trapped in a vehicle that will explode if it drops under 55 MPH are hunted by secret government operatives journey across America deal with a death in the family deal with their parents divorce die in the sinking of a early 1900's cruise ship are stranded in the andes after a plain crash escape from the insides of a mainframe computer rescue an endangered species save the planet from imminent destruction hack into a government compter and inadvertantly start world war 3 assasinate a major world leader adapt to a new culture move to the big city to start a new life together fight advanced cyborgs from the future duel with light sabers aboard a gigantic space station fight ghosts with proton accelerators learn to accept their differences and build a church together break out of jail together and run from the feds endure together as a family over a cold winter on the prarie are the newest additions to The Enterprise journey into space and encounter 'Vger' overcome a terminal illness together engage in witty banter in the convenient store where they work recite two hours of Quentin Tarentino dialog discover alien life deep within the Atlantic Ocean are buddy cops who fight crime wear colorful tights and capes and fight crime at night cross into a parallel dimension and must find their way home announce their wedding plans, and force their parents to adjust form a rock band with ambitions of making it big sing and dance in the early 70's need to adjust to a singing nanny discover that their father is actually santa claus explore uncharted galaxies and boldly go where no man has gone before discover frozen neandrethal while digging swimming pool in back yard star in 90's remake of 60's sitcom save a music store from going bankrupt witness a murder and get placed into the witness protection program meet up, and wackiness ensues are on a collision course with mayhem band together to pull off a successful string of bank robberies are thrown together in their school detention hall and discover that they're not so different after all dress in drag and save a small town. search for the Holy Grail. have to work as topless dancers to support their child. must escape from the vengeful Klingon Empire. go into the foothills and fight a guerilla war against the Soviet Empire. are lost in space and spend years trying to find their way home. save the world from an asteroid impact save los angelos from itself eat and drink in a coffee shop and talk about popular culture engage in group sex which destroys their friendship work at a convenient store and talk about popular culture fight zombies who are attacking the farm work together to stop a corporation from destroying their small town